CHAPTER V: The Ancient Grudge
It was in Broad Street, Philadelphia, before we went to war, that I
overheard the foolish--or propagandist--slur upon England in front of the
bulletin board. After we were fighting by England's side for our existence,
you might have supposed such talk would cease. It did not. And after the
Armistice, it continued. On the day we celebrated as "British Day," a man
went through the crowd in Wanamaker's shop, asking, What had England
done in the War, anyhow? Was he a German, or an Irishman, or an
American in pay of Berlin?, I do not know. But this I know: perfectly good
Americans still talk like that. Cowboys in camp do it. Men and women in
Eastern cities, persons with at least the external trappings of educated
intelligence, play into the hands of the Germany of to-morrow, do their
unconscious little bit of harm to the future of freedom and civilization, by
repeating that England "has always been our enemy." Then they mention
the Revolution, the War of 1812, and England's attitude during our Civil
War, just as they invariably mentioned these things in 1917 and 1918,
when England was our ally in a struggle [or life, and as they will be
mentioning them in 1940, I presume, if they are still alive at that time.
Now, the Civil War ended fifty-five years ago, the War of 1812 one
hundred and five, and the Revolution one hundred and thirty-seven.
Suppose, while the Kaiser was butchering Belgium because she barred his
way to that dinner he was going to eat in Paris in October, 1914, that
France had said, "England is my hereditary enemy. Henry the Fifth and the
Duke of Wellington and sundry Plantagenets fought me"; and suppose
England had said, "I don't care much for France. Joan of Arc and
Napoleon and sundry other French fought me"--suppose they had sat
nursing their ancient grudges like that? Well, the Kaiser would have dined
in Paris according to his plan. And next, according to his plan, with the
Channel ports taken he would have dined in London. And finally,
according to his plan, and with the help of his "army of spies" overseas, he
would have dined in New York and the White House. For German
madness could not have defeated Germany's plan of World dominion, if
various nations had not got together and assisted. Other Americans there
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are, who do not resort to the Revolution for their grudge, but are in a
commercial rage over this or that: wool, for instance. Let such Americans
reflect that commercial grievances against England can be more readily
adjusted than an absorption of all commerce by Germany can be adjusted.
Wool and everything else will belong to Mathias Erzberger and his breed,
if they carry out their intention. And the way to insure their carrying it out
is to let them split us and England and all their competitors asunder by
their ceaseless and ingenious propaganda, which plays upon every
international prejudice, historic, commercial, or other, which is available.
After August, 1914, England barred the Kaiser's way to New York, and in
1917, we found it useful to forget about George the Third and the Alabama.
In 1853 Prussia possessed one ship of war--her first.
In 1918 her submarines were prowling along our coast. For the
moment they are no longer there. For a while they may not be. But do you
think Germany intends that scraps of paper shall be abolished by any
Treaty, even though it contain 80,000 words and a League of Nations? She
will make of that Treaty a whole basket of scraps, if she can, and as soon
as she can. She has said so. Her workingmen are at work, industrious and
content with a quarter the pay for a longer day than anywhere else. Let
those persons who cannot get over George the Third and the Alabama
ponder upon this for a minute or two.
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