CHAPTER V.
HE led the way into the street as he spoke. I felt the irresistible force
of his logic. I sympathized with the ardent philanthropy of his motives. I
burned with a noble ambition to extend the sphere of the Old Masters. In
short, I took the tide at the flood, and followed Dick.
We plunged into some by-streets, struck off sharp into a court, and
entered a house by a back door. A little old gentleman in a black velvet
dressing-gown met us in the passage. Dick instantly presented me: "Mr.
Frank Softly--Mr. Ishmael Pickup." The little old gentleman stared at me
distrustfully. I bowed to him with that inexorable politeness which I first
learned under the instructive fist of Gentleman Jones, and which no force
of adverse circumstances has ever availed to mitigate in after life. Mr.
Ishmael Pickup followed my lead. There is not the least need to describe
him--he was a Jew.
"Go into the front show-room, and look at the pictures, while I speak
to Mr. Pickup," said Dick, familiarly throwing open a door, and pushing
me into a kind of gallery beyond. I found myself quite alone, surrounded
by modern-antique pictures of all schools and sizes, of all degrees of dirt
and dullness, with all the names of all the famous Old Masters, from Titian
to Teniers, inscribed on their frames. A "pearly little gem," by Claude,
with a ticket marked "Sold" stuck into the frame, particularly attracted my
attention. It was Dick's last ten-pound job; and it did credit to the youthful
master's abilities as a workman-like maker of Claudes.
I have been informed that, since the time of which I am writing, the
business of gentlemen of Mr. Pickup's class has rather fallen off, and that
there are dealers in pictures, nowadays, who are as just and honorable men
as can be found in any profession or calling, anywhere under the sun. This
change, which I report with sincerity and reflect on with amazement, is, as
I suspect, mainly the result of certain wholesale modern improvements in
the position of contemporary Art, which have necessitated improvements
and alterations in the business of picture-dealing.
In my time, the encouragers of modern painting were limited in
number to a few noblemen and gentlemen of ancient lineage, who, in
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matters of taste, at least, never presumed to think for themselves. They
either inherited or bought a gallery more or less full of old pictures. It was
as much a part of their education to put their faith in these on hearsay
evidence, as to put their faith in King, Lords and Commons. It was an
article of their creed to believe that the dead painters were the great men,
and that the more the living painters imitated the dead, the better was their
chance of becoming at some future day, and in a minor degree, great also.
At certain times and seasons, these noblemen and gentlemen self-
distrustfully strayed into the painting-room of a modern artist, self-
distrustfully allowed themselves to be rather attracted by his pictures, self-
distrustfully bought one or two of them at prices which would appear so
incredibly low, in these days, that I really cannot venture to quote them.
The picture was sent home; the nobleman or gentleman (almost always an
amiable and a hospitable man) would ask the artist to his house and
introduce him to the distinguished individuals who frequented it; but
would never admit his picture, on terms of equality, into the society even
of the second-rate Old Masters. His work was hung up in any out-of-the-
way corner of the gallery that could be found; it had been bought under
protest; it was admitted by sufferance; its freshness and brightness
damaged it terribly by contrast with the dirtiness and the dinginess of its
elderly predecessors; and its only points selected for praise were those in
which it most nearly resembled the peculiar mannerism of some Old
Master, not those in which it resembled the characteristics of the old
mistress--Nature.
The unfortunate artist had no court of appeal that he could turn to.
Nobody beneath the nobleman, or the gentleman of ancient lineage, so
much as thought of buying a modern picture. Nobody dared to whisper
that the Art of painting had in anywise been improved or worthily enlarged
in its sphere by any modern professors. For one nobleman who was ready
to buy one genuine modern picture at a small price, there were twenty
noblemen ready to buy twenty more than doubtful old pictures at great
prices. The consequence was, that some of the most famous artists of the
English school, whose pictures are now bought at auction sales for
fabulous sums, were then hardly able to make an income. They were a
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scrupulously patient and conscientious body of men, who would as soon
have thought of breaking into a house, or equalizing the distribution of
wealth, on the highway, by the simple machinery of a horse and pistol, as
of making Old Masters to order. They sat resignedly in their lonely studios,
surrounded by unsold pictures which have since been covered again and
again with gold and bank-notes by eager buyers at auctions and show-
rooms, whose money has gone into other than the painter's pockets---who
have never dreamed that the painter had the smallest moral right to a
farthing of it. Year after year, these martyrs of the brush stood, palette in
hand, fighting the old battle of individual merit against contemporary
dullness--fighting bravely, patiently, independently; and leaving to Mr.
Pickup and his pupils a complete monopoly of all the profit which could
be extracted, in their line of business, from the feebly-buttoned pocket of
the patron, and the inexhaustible credulity of the connoisseur.
Now all this is changed. Traders and makers of all kinds of
commodities have effected a revolution in the picture-world, never
dreamed of by the noblemen and gentlemen of ancient lineage, and
consistently protested against to this day by the very few of them who still
remain alive.
The daring innovators started with the new notion of buying a picture
which they themselves could admire and appreciate, and for the
genuineness of which the artist was still living to vouch. These rough and
ready customers were not to be led by rules or frightened by precedents;
they were not to be easily imposed upon, for the article they wanted was
not to be easily counterfeited. Sturdily holding to their own opinions, they
thought incessant repetitions of Saints, Martyrs, and Holy Families,
monotonous and uninteresting--and said so. They thought little pictures of
ugly Dutch women scouring pots, and drunken Dutchmen playing cards,
dirty and dear at the price--and said so. They saw that trees were green in
nature, and brown in the Old Masters, and they thought the latter color not
an improvement on the former--and said so. They wanted interesting
subjects; variety, resemblance to nature; genuineness of the article, and
fresh paint; they had no ancestors whose feelings, as founders of galleries,
it was necessary to consult; no critical gentlemen and writers of valuable
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works to snub them when they were in spirits; nothing to lead them by the
nose but their own shrewdness, their own interests, and their own tastes--
so they turned their backs valiantly on the Old Masters, and marched off in
a body to the living men.
From that time good modern pictures have risen in the scale. Even as
articles of commerce and safe investments for money, they have now (as
some disinterested collectors who dine at certain annual dinners I know of,
can testify) distanced the old pictures in the race. The modern painters
who have survived the brunt of the battle, have lived to see pictures for
which they once asked hundreds, selling for thousands, and the young
generation making incomes by the brush in one year, which it would have
cost the old heroes of the easel ten to accumulate. The posterity of Mr.
Pickup still do a tolerable stroke of business (making bright modern
masters for the market which is glutted with the dingy old material), and
will, probably, continue to thrive and multiply in the future: the one
venerable institution of this world which we can safely count upon as
likely to last, being the institution of human folly. Nevertheless, if a wise
man of the reformed taste wants a modern picture, there are places for him
to go to now where he may be sure of getting it genuine; where, if the
artist is not alive to vouch for his work, the facts at any rate have not had
time to die which vouch for the dealer who sells it. In my time matters
were rather different. The painters _we_ throve by had died long enough
ago for pedigrees to get confused, and identities disputable; and if I had
been desirous of really purchasing a genuine Old Master for myself--
speaking as a practical man--I don't know where I should have gone to ask
for one, or whose judgment I could have safely relied on to guard me from
being cheated, before I bought it.
We are stopping a long time in the picture-gallery, you will say. I am
very sorry--but we must stay a little longer, for the sake of a living picture,
the gem of the collection.
I was still admiring Mr. Pickup's Old Masters, when a dirty little boy
opened the door of the gallery, and introduced a young lady.
My heart--fancy my having a heart!--gave one great bound in me. I
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recognized the charming person whom I had followed in the street.
Her veil was not down this time. All the beauty of her large, soft,
melancholy, brown eyes beamed on me. Her delicate complexion became
suddenly suffused with a lovely rosy flush. Her glorious black hair--no! I
will make an effort, I will suppress my ecstasies. Let me only say that she
evidently recognized me. Will you believe it?--I felt myself coloring as I
bowed to her. I never blushed before in my life. What a very curious
sensation it is!
The horrid boy claimed her attention with a grin.
"Master's engaged," he said. "Please to wait here."
"I don't wish to disturb Mr. Pickup," she answered.
What a voice! No! I am drifting back into ecstasies: her voice was
worthy of her--I say no more.
"If you will be so kind as to show him this," she proceeded; "he knows
what it is. And please say, my father is very ill and very anxious. It will be
quite enough if Mr. Pickup will only send me word by you--Yes or No."
She gave the boy an oblong slip of stamped paper. Evidently a
promissory note. An angel on earth, sent by an inhuman father, to ask a
Jew for discount! Monstrous!
The boy disappeared with the message.
I seized my opportunity of speaking to her. Don't ask me what I said!
Never before (or since) have I talked such utter nonsense, with such
intense earnestness of purpose and such immeasurable depth of feeling.
Do pray remember what you said yourself, the first time you had the
chance of opening your heart to _your_ young lady. The boy returned
before I had half done, and gave her back the odious document.
"Mr. Pickup's very sorry, miss. The answer is, No."
She lost all her lovely color, and sighed, and turned away. As she
pulled down her veil, I saw the tears in her eyes. Did that piteous spectacle
partially deprive me of my senses? I actually entreated her to let me be of
some use--as if I had been an old friend, with money enough in my pocket
to discount the note myself. She brought me back to my senses with the
utmost gentleness.
"I am afraid you forget, sir, that we are strangers. Good-morning."
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I followed her to the door. I asked leave to call on her father, and
satisfy him about myself and my family connections. She only answered
that her father was too ill to see visitors. I went out with her on to the
landing. She turned on me sharply for the first time.
"You can see for yourself, sir, that I am in great distress. I appeal to
you, as a gentleman, to spare me."
If you still doubt whether I was really in love, let the facts speak for
themselves. I hung my head, and let her go.
When I returned alone to the picture-gallery--when I remembered that
I had not even had the wit to improve my opportunity by discovering her
name and address--I did really and seriously ask myself if these were the
first symptoms of softening of the brain. I got up, and sat down again. I,
the most audacious man of my age in London, had behaved like a bashful
boy! Once more I had lost her--and this time, also, I had nobody but
myself to blame for it.
These melancholy meditations were interrupted by the appearance of
my friend, the artist, in the picture-gallery. He approached me
confidentially, and spoke in a mysterious whisper.
"Pickup is suspicious," he said; "and I have had all the difficulty in the
world to pave your way smoothly for you at the outset. However, if you
can contrive to make a small Rembrandt, as a specimen, you may consider
yourself employed here until further notice. I am obliged to particularize
Rembrandt, because he is the only Old Master disengaged at present. The
professional gentleman who used to do him died the other day in the Fleet-
-he had a turn for Rembrandts, and can't be easily replaced. Do you think
you could step into his shoes? It's a peculiar gift, like an ear for music, or a
turn for mathematics. Of course you will be put up to the simple
elementary rules, and will have the professional gentleman's last
Rembrandt as a guide; the rest depends, my dear friend, on your powers of
imitation. Don't be discouraged by failures, but try again and again; and
mind you are dirty and dark enough. You have heard a great deal about the
light and shade of Rembrandt-- Remember always that, in your case, light
means dusky yellow, and shade dense black; remember that, and--"
"No pay," said the voice of Mr. Pickup behind me; "no pay, my dear,
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unlesh your Rembrandt ish good enough to take me in--even me, Ishmael,
who dealsh in pictersh and knowsh what'sh what."
What did I care about Rembrandt at that moment? I was thinking of
my lost young lady; and I should probably have taken no notice of Mr.
Pickup, if it had not occurred to me that the old wretch must know her
father's name and address. I at once put the question. The Jew grinned, and
shook his grisly head. "Her father'sh in difficultiesh, and mum's the word,
my dear." To that answer he adhered, in spite of all that I could say to him.
With equal obstinacy I determined, sooner or later, to get my
information.
I took service under Mr. Pickup, purposing to make myself essential to
his prosperity, in a commercial sense--and then to threaten him with
offering my services to a rival manufacturer of Old Masters, unless he
trusted me with the secret of the name and address. My plan looked
promising enough at the time. But, as some wise person has said, Man is
the sport of circumstances. Mr. Pickup and I parted company unexpectedly,
on compulsion. And, of all the people in the world, my grandmother, Lady
Malkinshaw, was the unconscious first cause of the events which brought
me and the beloved object together again, for the third time!
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