CHAPTER XIII
Julian passes into a fop.
"My scene of action was Rome. I was born into a noble family, and
heir to a considerable fortune. On which my parents, thinking I should
not want any talents, resolved very kindly and wisely to throw none away
upon me. The only instructors of my youth were therefore one Saltator,
who taught me several motions for my legs; and one Ficus, whose
business was to show me the cleanest way (as he called it) of cutting off a
man's head. When I was well accomplished in these sciences, I thought
nothing more wanting, but what was to be furnished by the several
mechanics in Rome, who dealt in dressing and adorning the pope. Being
therefore well equipped with all which their art could produce, I became at
the age of twenty a complete finished beau. And now during forty-five
years I dressed, I sang and danced, and danced and sang, I bowed and
ogled, and ogled and bowed, till, in the sixty-sixth year of my age, I got
cold by overheating myself with dancing, and died.
"Minos told me, as I was unworthy of Elysium, so I was too
insignificant to be damned, and therefore bade me walk back again."
A JOURNEY FROM THIS WORLD TO THE NEXT