a thief in the night · 3
could stop an attack, and he knocked me sideways with nitrite of amyl.
Funny complaint in other ways; raises your spirits, if anything. You can't
look beyond the next breath. Nothing else worries you. Well, well, here's
luck to A. J. Raffles, and may he get his century in the morning!"
And he struggled to his feet for the toast; but I drank it sitting down. I
felt unreasonably wroth with Raffles, for coming into the conversation as
he had done - for taking centuries in Test Matches as he was doing,
without bothering his head about me. A failure would have been in better
taste; it would have shown at least some imagination, some anxiety on
one's account I did not reflect that even Raffles could scarcely be expected
to picture me in my cups with the son of the house that I had come to rob;
chatting with him, ministering to him; admiring his cheery courage, and
honestly attempting to lighten his load! Truly it was an infernal position:
how could I rob him or his after this? And yet I had thrust myself into it;
and Raffles would never, never understand!
Even that was not the worst. I was not quite sure that young Medlicott
was sure of me. I had feared this from the beginning, and now (over the
second glass that could not possibly affect a man in his condition) he
practically admitted as much to me. Asthma was such a funny thing (he
insisted) that it would not worry him a bit to discover that I had come to
take the presents instead of to take care of them! I showed a sufficiently
faint appreciation of the jest. And it was presently punished as it deserved,
by the most violent paroxysm that had seized the sufferer yet: the fight for
breath became faster and more furious, and the former weapons of no
more avail. I prepared a cigarette, but the poor brute was too breathless to
inhale. I poured out yet more whiskey, but he put it from him with a
gesture.
"Amyl - get me amyl!" he gasped. "The tin on the table by my bed."
I rushed into his room, and returned with a little tin of tiny cylinders
A Thief in the Night
done up like miniature crackers in scraps of calico; the spent youth broke
one in his handkerchief, in which he immediately buried his face. I
watched him closely as a subtle odor reached my nostrils; and it was like
the miracle of oil upon the billows. His shoulders rested from long travail;
the stertorous gasping died away to a quick but natural respiration; and in
the sudden cessation of the cruel contest, an uncanny stillness fell upon the
scene. Meanwhile the hidden face had flushed to the ears, and, when at
length it was raised to mine, its crimson calm was as incongruous as an
optical illusion.
"It takes the blood from the heart," he murmured, "and clears the
whole show for the moment. If it only lasted! But you can't take two
without a doctor; one's quite enough to make you smell the brimstone.... I
say, what's up? You're listening to something! If it's the policeman we'll
have a word with him."
It was not the policeman; it was no out-door sound that I had caught in
the sudden cessation of the bout for breath. It was a noise, a footstep, in
the room below us. I went to the window and leaned out: right underneath,
in the conservatory, was the faintest glimmer of a light in the adjoining
room.
"One of the rooms where the presents are!" whispered Medlicott at my
elbow. And as we withdrew together, I looked him in the face as I had not
done all. night.
I looked him in the face like an honest man, for a miracle was to make
me one once more. My knot was cut - my course inevitable. Mine, after
all., to prevent the very thing that I had come to do! My gorge had long
since risen at the deed; the unforeseen circumstances had rendered it
impossible from the first; but now I could afford to recognize the
impossibility, and to think of Raffles and the asthmatic alike without a
qualm. I could play the game by them both, for it was one and the same
game. I could preserve thieves' honor, and yet regain some shred of that
which I had forfeited as a man!
So I thought as we stood face to face, our ears straining for the least
movement below, our eyes locked in a common anxiety. Another muffled
foot-fall - felt rather than heard - and we exchanged grim nods of
A Thief in the Night
simultaneous excitement. But by this time Medlicott was as helpless as he
had been before; the flush had faded from his face, and his breathing alone
would have spoiled everything. In dumb show I had to order him to stay
where he was, to leave my man to me. And then it was that in a gusty
whisper, with the same shrewd look that had disconcerted me more than
once during our vigil, young Medlicott froze and fired my blood by turns.
"I've been unjust to you," he said, with his right hand in his dressing-
gown pocket. "I thought for a bit - never mind what I thought - I soon saw
I was wrong. But - I've had this thing in my pocket all. the time!"
And he would have thrust his revolver upon me as a peace-offering,
but I would not even take his hand, as I tapped the life-preserver in my
pocket, and crept out to earn his honest grip or to fall in the attempt. On
the landing I drew Raffles's little weapon, slipped my right wrist through
the leathern loop, and held it in readiness over my right shoulder. Then,
down-stairs I stole, as Raffles himself had taught me, close to the wall,
where the planks are nailed. Nor had I made a sound, to my knowledge;
for a door was open, and a light was burning, and the light did not flicker
as I approached the door. I clenched my teeth and pushed it open; and here
was the veriest villain waiting for me, his little lantern held aloft.
"You blackguard!" I cried, and with a single thwack I felled the ruffian
to the floor.
There was no question of a foul blow. He had been just as ready to
pounce on me; it was simply my luck to have got the first blow home. Yet
a fellow-feeling touched me with remorse, as I stood over the senseless
body, sprawling prone, and perceived that I had struck an unarmed man.
The lantern only had fallen from his hands; it lay on one side, smoking
horribly; and a something in the reek caused me to set it up in haste and
turn the body over with both hands.
Shall I ever forget the incredulous horror of that moment?
It was Raffles himself!
How it was possible, I did not pause to ask myself; if one man on earth
could annihilate space and time, it was the man lying senseless at my feet;
and that was Raffles, without an instant's doubt. He was in villainous guise,
which I knew of old, now that I knew the unhappy wearer. His face was
A Thief in the Night
grimy, and dexterously plastered with a growth of reddish hair; his clothes
were those in which he had followed cabs from the London termini; his
boots were muffled in thick socks; and I had laid him low with a bloody
scalp that filled my cup of horror. I groaned aloud as I knelt over him and
felt his heart. And I was answered by a bronchial whistle from the door.
"Jolly well done!" cheered my asthmatical friend. "I heard the whole
thing - only hope my mother didn't. We must keep it from her if we can."
I could have cursed the creature's mother from my full heart; yet even
with my hand on that of Raffles, as I felt his feeble pulse, I told myself
that this served him right. Even had I brained him, the fault had been his,
not mine. And it was a characteristic, an inveterate fault, that galled me for
all. my anguish: to trust and yet distrust me to the end, to race through
England in the night, to spy upon me at his work - to do it himself after
all.!
"Is he dead?" wheezed the asthmatic coolly.
"Not he," I answered, with an indignation that I dared not show.
"You must have hit him pretty hard," pursued young Medlicott, "but I
suppose it was a case of getting first knock. And a good job you got it, if
this was his," he added, picking up the murderous little life-preserver
which poor Raffles had provided for his own destruction.
"Look here," I answered, sitting back on my heels. "He isn't dead, Mr.
Medlicott, and I don't know how long he'll be as much as stunned. He's a
powerful brute, and you're not fit to lend a hand. But that policeman of
yours can't be far away. Do you think you could struggle out and look for
him?"
"I suppose I am a bit better than I was," he replied doubtfully. "The
excitement seems to have done me good. If you like to leave me on guard
with my revolver, I'll undertake that he doesn't escape me."
I shook my head with an impatient smile.
"I should never hear the last of it," said I. "No, in that case all. I can do
is to handcuff the fellow and wait till morning if he won't go quietly; and
he'll be a fool if he does, while there's a fighting chance."
Young Medlicott glanced upstairs from his post on the threshold. I
refrained from watching him too keenly, but I knew what was in his mind.
A Thief in the Night
"I'll go," he said hurriedly. "I'll go as I am, before my mother is
disturbed and frightened out of her life. I owe you something, too, not only
for what you've done for me, but for what I was fool enough to think about
you at the first blush. It's entirely through you that I feel as fit as I do for
the moment. So I'll take your tip, and go just as I am, before my poor old
pipes strike up another tune."
I scarcely looked up until the good fellow had turned his back upon the
final tableau of watchful officer and prostrate prisoner and gone out
wheezing into the night. But I was at the door to hear the last of him down
the path and round the corner of the house. And when I rushed back into
the room, there was Raffles sitting cross-legged on the floor, and slowly
shaking his broken head as he stanched the blood.
"Et tu, Bunny!" he groaned. "Mine own familiar friend!"
"Then you weren't even stunned!" I exclaimed. "Thank God for that!"
"Of course I was stunned," he murmured, "and no thanks to you that I
wasn't brained. Not to know me in the kit you've seen scores of times! You
never looked at me, Bunny; you didn't give me time to open my mouth. I
was going to let you run me in so prettily! We'd have walked off arm-in-
arm; now it's as tight a place as ever we were in, though you did get rid of
old blow-pipes rather nicely. But we shall have the devil's own run for our
money!"
Raffles had picked himself up between his mutterings, and I had
followed him to the door into the garden, where he stood busy with the
key in the dark, having blown out his lantern and handed it to me. But
though I followed Raffles, as my nature must, I was far too embittered to
answer him again. And so it was for some minutes that might furnish forth
a thrilling page, but not a novel one to those who know their Raffles and
put up with me. Suffice it that we left a locked door behind us, and the key
on the garden wall, which was the first of half a dozen that we scaled
before dropping into a lane that led to a foot-bridge higher up the
backwater. And when we paused upon the foot-bridge, the houses along
the bank were still in peace and darkness.
Knowing my Raffles as I did, I was not surprised when he dived under
one end of this bridge, and came up with his Inverness cape and opera hat,
A Thief in the Night
which he had hidden there on his way to the house. The thick socks were
peeled from his patent-leathers, the ragged trousers stripped from an
evening pair, bloodstains and Newgate fringe removed at the water's edge,
and the whole sepulchre whited in less time than the thing takes to tell.
Nor was that enough for Raffles, but he must alter me as well, by wearing
my overcoat under his cape, and putting his Zingari scarf about my neck.
"And now," said he, "you may be glad to hear there's a 3:12 from
Surbiton, which we could catch on all. fours. If you like we'll go
separately, but I don't think there's the slightest danger now, and I begin to
wonder what's happening to old blow-pipes."
So, indeed, did I, and with no small concern, until I read of his
adventures (and our own) in the newspapers. It seemed that he had made a
gallant spurt into the road, and there paid the penalty of his rashness by a
sudden incapacity to move another inch. It had eventually taken him
twenty minutes to creep back to locked doors, and another ten to ring up
the inmates. His description of my personal appearance, as reported in the
papers, is the only thing that reconciles me to the thought of his sufferings
during that half-hour.
But at the time I had other thoughts, and they lay too deep for idle
words, for to me also it was a bitter hour. I had not only failed in my self-
sought task; I had nearly killed my comrade into the bargain. I had meant
well by friend and foe in turn, and I had ended in doing execrably by both.
It was not all. my fault, but I knew how much my weakness had
contributed to the sum. And I must walk with the man whose fault it was,
who had travelled two hundred miles to obtain this last proof of my
weakness, to bring it home to me, and to make our intimacy intolerable
from that hour. I must walk with him to Surbiton, but I need not talk; all.
through Thames Ditton I had ignored his sallies; nor yet when he ran his
arm through mine, on the river front, when we were nearly there, would I
break the seal my pride had set upon my lips.
"Come, Bunny," he said at last, "I have been the one to suffer most,
when all.'s said and done, and I'll be the first to say that I deserved it.
You've broken my head; my hair's all. glued up in my gore; and what yarn
I'm to put up at Manchester, or how I shall take the field at all., I really
A Thief in the Night
don't know. Yet I don't blame you, Bunny, and I do blame myself. Isn't it
rather hard luck if I am to go unforgiven into the bargain? I admit that I
made a mistake; but, my dear fellow, I made it entirely for your sake."
"For my sake!" I echoed bitterly.
Raffles was more generous; he ignored my tone.
"I was miserable about you - frankly - miserable!" he went on. "I
couldn't get it out of my head that somehow you would be laid by the
heels. It was not your pluck that I distrusted, my dear fellow, but it was
your very pluck that made me tremble for you. I couldn't get you out of
my head. I went in when runs were wanted, but I give you my word that I
was more anxious about you; and no doubt that's why I helped to put on
some runs. Didn't you see it in the paper, Bunny? It's the innings of my life,
so far."
"Yes," I said, "I saw that you were in at close of play. But I don't
believe it was you - I believe you have a double who plays your cricket for
you!"
And at the moment that seemed less incredible than the fact.
"I'm afraid you didn't read your paper very carefully," said Raffles,
with the first trace of pique in his tone. "It was rain that closed play before
five o'clock. I hear it was a sultry day in town, but at Manchester we got
the storm, and the ground was under water in ten minutes. I never saw
such a thing in my life. There was absolutely not the ghost of a chance of
another ball being bowled. But I had changed before I thought of doing
what I did. It was only when I was on my way back to the hotel, by myself,
because I couldn't talk to a soul for thinking of you, that on the spur of the
moment I made the man take me to the station instead, and was under way
in the restaurant car before I had time to think twice about it. I am not sure
that of all. the mad deeds I have ever done, this was not the maddest of the
lot!"
"It was the finest," I said in a low voice; for now I marvelled more at
the impulse which had prompted his feat, and at the circumstances
surrounding it, than even at the feat itself.
"Heaven knows," he went on, "what they are saying and doing in
Manchester! But what can they say? 'What business is it of theirs? I was
A Thief in the Night
there when play stopped, and I shall be there when it starts again. We shall
be at Waterloo just after half-past three, and that's going to give me an
hour at the Albany on my way to Euston, and another hour at Old Trafford
before play begins. What's the matter with that? I don't suppose I shall
notch any more, but all. the better if I don't; if we have a hot sun after the
storm, the sooner they get in the better; and may I have a bowl at them
while the ground bites!"
"I'll come up with you," I said, "and see you at it."
"My dear fellow," replied Raffles, "that was my whole feeling about
you. I wanted to 'see you at it' - that was absolutely all. I wanted to be near
enough to lend a hand if you got tied up, as the best of us will at times. I
knew the ground better than you, and I simply couldn't keep away from it.
But I didn't mean you to know that I was there; if everything had gone as I
hoped it might, I should have sneaked back to town without ever letting
you know I had been up. You should never have dreamt that I had been at
your elbow; you would have believed in yourself, and in my belief in you,
and the rest would have been silence till the grave. So I dodged you at
Waterloo, and I tried not to let you know that I was following you from
Esher station. But you suspected somebody was; you stopped to listen
more than once; after the second time I dropped behind, but gained on you
by taking the short cut by Imber Court and over the foot-bridge where I
left my coat and hat. I was actually in the garden before you were. I saw
you smoke your Sullivan, and I was rather proud of you for it, though you
must never do that sort of thing again. I heard almost every word between
you and the poor devil upstairs. And up to a certain point, Bunny, I really
thought you played the scene to perfection."
The station lights were twinkling ahead of us in the fading velvet of
the summer's night. I let them increase and multiply before I spoke.
"And where," I asked, "did you think I first went wrong?"
"In going in-doors at all.," said Raffles. "If I had done that, I should
have done exactly what you did from that point on. You couldn't help
yourself, with that poor brute in that state. And I admired you immensely,
Bunny, if that's any comfort to you now."
Comfort! It was wine in every vein, for I knew that Raffles meant what
A Thief in the Night
he said, and with his eyes I soon saw myself in braver colors. I ceased to
blush for the vacillations of the night, since he condoned them. I could
even see that I had behaved with a measure of decency, in a truly trying
situation, now that Raffles seemed to think so. He had changed my whole
view of his proceedings and my own, in every incident of the night but
one. There was one thing, however, which he might forgive me, but which
I felt that I could forgive neither Raffles nor myself. And that was the
contused scalp wound over which I shuddered in the train.
"And to think that I did that," I groaned, "and that you laid yourself
open to it, and that we have neither of us got another thing to show for our
night's work! That poor chap said it was as bad a night as he had ever had
in his life; but I call it the very worst that you and I ever had in ours."
Raffles was smiling under the double lamps of the first-class
compartment that we had to ourselves.
"I wouldn't say that, Bunny. We have done worse."
"Do you mean to tell me that you did anything at all.?"
"My dear Bunny," replied Raffles, "you should remember how long I
had been maturing felonious little plan, what a blow it was to me to have
to turn it over to you, and how far I had travelled to see that you did it and
yourself as well as might be. You know what I did see, and how well I
understood. I tell you again that I should have done the same thing myself,
in your place. But I was not in your place, Bunny. My hands were not tied
like yours. Unfortunately, most of the jewels have gone on the honeymoon
with the happy pair; but these emerald links are all. right, and I don't know
what the bride was doing to leave this diamond comb behind. Here, too, is
the old silver skewer I've been wanting for years - they make the most
charming paper-knives in the world - and this gold cigarette-case will just
do for your smaller Sullivans."
Nor were these the only pretty things that Raffles set out in twinkling
array upon the opposite cushions. But I do not pretend that this was one of
our heavy hauls, or deny that its chief interest still resides in the score of
the Second Test Match of that Australian tour.
A Thief in the Night
A Trap to Catch a Cracksman
I was just putting out my light when the telephone rang a furious
tocsin in the next room. I flounced out of bed more asleep than awake; in
another minute I should have been past ringing up. It was one o'clock in
the morning, and I had been dining with Swigger Morrison at his club.
"Hulloa!"
"That you, Bunny?"
"Yes - are you Raffles?"
"What's left of me! Bunny, I want you - quick."
And even over the wire his voice was faint with anxiety and
apprehension.
"What on earth has happened?"
"Don't ask! You never know - "
"I'll come at once. Are you there, Raffles?"
"What's that?"
"Are you there, man?"
"Ye - e - es."
"At the Albany?"
"No, no; at Maguire's."
"You never said so. And where's Maguire?"
"In Half-moon Street."
"I know that. Is he there now?"
"No - not come in yet - and I'm caught."
"Caught!"
"In that trap he bragged about. It serves me right. I didn't believe in it.
But I'm caught at last ... caught ... at last!"
"When he told us he set it every night! Oh, Raffles, what sort of a trap
is it? What shall I do? What shall I bring?"
But his voice had grown fainter and wearier with every answer, and
now there was no answer at all. Again and again I asked Raffles if he was
there; the only sound to reach me in reply was the low metallic hum of the
live wire between his ear and mine. And then, as I sat gazing distractedly
at my four safe walls, with the receiver still pressed to my head, there
A Thief in the Night
came a single groan, followed by the dull and dreadful crash of a human
body falling in a heap.
In utter panic I rushed back into my bedroom, and flung myself into
the crumpled shirt and evening clothes that lay where I had cast them off.
But I knew no more what I was doing than what to do next I afterward
found that I had taken out a fresh tie, and tied it rather better than usual;
but I can remember thinking of nothing but Raffles in some diabolical
man-trap, and of a grinning monster stealing in to strike him senseless
with one murderous blow. I must have looked in the glass to array myself
as I did; but the mind's eye was the seeing eye, and it was filled with this
frightful vision of the notorious pugilist known to fame and infamy as
Barney Maguire.
It was only the week before that Raffles and I had been introduced to
him at the Imperial Boxing Club. Heavy-weight champion of the United
States, the fellow was still drunk with his sanguinary triumphs on that side,
and clamoring for fresh conquests on ours. But his reputation had crossed
the Atlantic before Maguire himself; the grandiose hotels had closed their
doors to him; and he had already taken and sumptuously furnished the
house in Half-moon Street which does not re-let to this day. Raffles had
made friends with the magnificent brute, while I took timid stock of his
diamond studs, his jewelled watch-chain, his eighteen-carat bangle, and
his six-inch lower jaw. I had shuddered to see Raffles admiring the
gewgaws in his turn, in his own brazen fashion, with that air of the cool
connoisseur which had its double meaning for me. I for my part would as
lief have looked a tiger in the teeth. And when we finally went home with
Maguire to see his other trophies, it seemed to me like entering the tiger's
lair. But an astounding lair it proved, fitted throughout by one eminent
firm, and ringing to the rafters with the last word on fantastic furniture.
The trophies were a still greater surprise. They opened my eyes to the
rosier aspect of the noble art, as presently practised on the right side of the
Atlantic. Among other offerings, we were permitted to handle the jewelled
belt presented to the pugilist by the State of Nevada, a gold brick from the
citizens of Sacramento, and a model of himself in solid silver from the
Fisticuff Club in New York. I still remember waiting with bated breath for
A Thief in the Night
Raffles to ask Maguire if he were not afraid of burglars, and Maguire
replying that he had a trap to catch the cleverest cracksman alive, but flatly
refusing to tell us what it was. I could not at the moment conceive a more
terrible trap than the heavy-weight himself behind a curtain. Yet it was
easy to see that Raffles had accepted the braggart's boast as a challenge.
Nor did he deny it later when I taxed him with his mad resolve; he merely
refused to allow me to implicate myself in its execution. Well, there was a
spice of savage satisfaction in the thought that Raffles had been obliged to
turn to me in the end. And, but for the dreadful thud which I had heard
over the telephone, I might have extracted some genuine comfort from the
unerring sagacity with which he had chosen his night.
Within the last twenty-four hours Barney Maguire had fought his first
great battle on British soil. Obviously, he would no longer be the man that
he had been in the strict training before the fight; never, as I gathered, was
such a ruffian more off his guard, or less capable of protecting himself and
his possessions, than in these first hours of relaxation and inevitable
debauchery for which Raffles had waited with characteristic foresight. Nor
was the terrible Barney likely to be more abstemious for signal
punishment sustained in a far from bloodless victory. Then what could be
the meaning of that sickening and most suggestive thud? Could it be the
champion himself who had received the coup de grace in his cups? Raffles
was the very man to administer it - but he had not talked like that man
through the telephone.
And yet - and yet - what else could have happened? I must have asked
myself the question between each and all. of the above reflections, made
partly as I dressed and partly in the hansom on the way to Half-moon
Street. It was as yet the only question in my mind. You must know what
your emergency is before you can decide how to cope with it; and to this
day I sometimes tremble to think of the rashly direct method by which I
set about obtaining the requisite information. I drove every yard of the
way to the pugilist's very door. You will remember that I had been dining
with Swigger Morrison at his club.
Yet at the last I had a rough idea of what I meant to say when the door
was opened. It seemed almost probable that the tragic end of our talk over
A Thief in the Night
the telephone had been caused by the sudden arrival and as sudden
violence of Barney Maguire. In that case I was resolved to tell him that
Raffles and I had made a bet about his burglar trap, and that I had come to
see who had won. I might or might not confess that Raffles had rung me
out of bed to this end. If, however, I was wrong about Maguire, and he had
not come home at all., then my action would depend upon the menial who
answered my reckless ring. But it should result in the rescue of Raffles by
hook or crook.
I had the more time to come to some decision, since I rang and rang in
vain. The hall, indeed, was in darkness; but when I peeped through the
letter-box I could see a faint beam of light from the back room. That was
the room in which Maguire kept his trophies and set his trap. All. was
quiet in the house: could they have haled the intruder to Vine Street in the
short twenty minutes which it had taken me to dress and to drive to the
spot? That was an awful thought; but even as I hoped against hope, and
rang once more, speculation and suspense were cut short in the last
fashion to be foreseen.
A brougham was coming sedately down the street from Piccadilly; to
my horror, it stopped behind me as I peered once more through the letter-
box, and out tumbled the dishevelled prizefighter and two companions. I
was nicely caught in my turn. There was a lamp-post right opposite the
door, and I can still see the three of them regarding me in its light. The
pugilist had been at least a fine figure of a bully and a braggart when I saw
him before his fight; now he had a black eye and a bloated lip, hat on the
back of his head, and made-up tie under one ear. His companions were his
sallow little Yankee secretary, whose name I really forget, but whom I met
with Maguire at the Boxing Club, and a very grand person in a second
skin of shimmering sequins.
I can neither forget nor report the terms in which Barney Maguire
asked me who I was and what I was doing there. Thanks, however, to
Swigger Morrison's hospitality, I readily reminded him of our former
meeting, and of more that I only recalled as the words were in my mouth.
"You'll remember Raffles," said I, "if you don't remember me. You
showed us your trophies the other night, and asked us both to look you up
A Thief in the Night
at any hour of the day or night after the fight."
I was going on to add that I had expected to find Raffles there before
me, to settle a wager that we had made about the man-trap. But the
indiscretion was interrupted by Maguire himself, whose dreadful fist
became a hand that gripped mine with brute fervor, while with the other he
clouted me on the back.
"You don't say!" he cried. "I took you for some darned crook, but now
I remember you perfectly. If you hadn't've spoke up slick I'd have bu'st
your face in, sonny. I would, sure! Come right in, and have a drink to
show there's - Jeehoshaphat!"
The secretary had turned the latch-key in the door, only to be hauled
back by the collar as the door stood open, and the light from the inner
room was seen streaming upon the banisters at the foot of the narrow
stairs.
"A light in my den," said Maguire in a mighty whisper, "and the
blamed door open, though the key's in my pocket and we left it locked!
Talk about crooks, eh? Holy smoke, how I hope we've landed one alive!
You ladies and gentlemen, lay round where you are, while I see."
And the hulking figure advanced on tiptoe, like a performing elephant,
until just at the open door, when for a second we saw his left revolving
like a piston and his head thrown back at its fighting angle. But in another
second his fists were hands again, and Maguire was rubbing them together
as he stood shaking with laughter in the light of the open door.
"Walk up!" he cried, as he beckoned to us three. "Walk up and see one
o' their blamed British crooks laid as low as the blamed carpet, and nailed
as tight!"
Imagine my feelings on the mat! The sallow secretary went first; the
sequins glittered at his heels, and I must own that for one base moment I
was on the brink of bolting through the street door. It had never been shut
behind us. I shut it myself in the end. Yet it was small credit to me that I
actually remained on the same side of the door as Raffles.
"Reel home-grown, low-down, unwashed Whitechapel!" I had heard
Maguire remark within. "Blamed if our Bowery boys ain't cock-angels to
scum like this. Ah, you biter, I wouldn't soil my knuckles on your ugly
A Thief in the Night
face; but if I had my thick boots on I'd dance the soul out of your carcass
for two cents!"
After this it required less courage to join the others in the inner room;
and for some moments even I failed to identify the truly repulsive object
about which I found them grouped. There was no false hair upon the face,
but it was as black as any sweep's. The clothes, on the other hand, were
new to me, though older and more pestiferous in themselves than most
worn by Raffles for professional purposes. And at first, as I say, I was far
from sure whether it was Raffles at all.; but I remembered the crash that
cut short our talk over the telephone; and this inanimate heap of rags was
lying directly underneath a wall instrument, with the receiver dangling
over him.
"Think you know him?" asked the sallow secretary, as I stooped and
peered with my heart in my boots.
"Good Lord, no! I only wanted to see if he was dead," I explained,
having satisfied myself that it was really Raffles, and that Raffles was
really insensible. "But what on earth has happened?" I asked in my turn.
"That's what I want to know," whined the person in sequins, who had
contributed various ejaculations unworthy of report, and finally subsided
behind an ostentatious fan.
"I should judge," observed the secretary, "that it's for Mr. Maguire to
say, or not to say, just as he darn pleases."
But the celebrated Barney stood upon a Persian hearth-rug, beaming
upon us all. in a triumph too delicious for immediate translation into
words. The room was furnished as a study, and most artistically furnished,
if you consider outlandish shapes in fumed oak artistic. There was nothing
of the traditional prize-fighter about Barney Maguire, except his
vocabulary and his lower jaw. I had seen over his house already, and it was
fitted and decorated throughout by a high-art firm which exhibits just such
a room as that which was the scene of our tragedietta. The person in the
sequins lay glistening like a landed salmon in a quaint chair of enormous
nails and tapestry compact. The secretary leaned against an escritoire with
huge hinges of beaten metal. The pugilist's own background presented an
elaborate scheme of oak and tiles, with inglenooks green from the joiner,
A Thief in the Night
and a china cupboard with leaded panes behind his bullet head. And his
bloodshot eyes rolled with rich delight from the decanter and glasses on
the octagonal table to another decanter in the quaintest and craftiest of
revolving spirit tables.
"Isn't it bully?" asked the prize-fighter, smiling on us each in turn, with
his black and bloodshot eyes and his bloated lip. "To think that I've only to
invent a trap to catch a crook, for a blamed crook to walk right into! You,
Mr. Man," and he nodded his great head at me, "you'll recollect me telling
you that I'd gotten one when you come in that night with the other sport?
Say, pity he's not with you now; he was a good boy, and I liked him a lot;
but he wanted to know too much, and I guess he'd got to want. But I'm
liable to tell you now, or else bu'st. See that decanter on the table?"
"I was just looking at it," said the person in sequins. "You don't know
what a turn I've had, or you'd offer me a little something."
"You shall have a little something in a minute," rejoined Maguire. "But
if you take a little anything out of that decanter, you'll collapse like our
friend upon the floor."
"Good heavens!" I cried out, with involuntary indignation, and his fell
scheme broke upon me in a clap.
"Yes, sir!" said Maguire, fixing me with his bloodshot orbs. "My trap
for crooks and cracksmen is a bottle of hocussed whiskey, and I guess
that's it on the table, with the silver label around its neck. Now look at this
other decanter, without any label at all.; but for that they're the dead spit of
each other. I'll put them side by side, so you can see. It isn't only the
decanters, but the liquor looks the same in both, and tastes so you wouldn't
know the difference till you woke up in your tracks. I got the poison from
a blamed Indian away west, and it's ruther ticklish stuff. So I keep the
label around the trap-bottle, and only leave it out nights. That's the idea,
and that's all. there is to it," added Maguire, putting the labelled decanter
back in the stand. "But I figure it's enough for ninety-nine crooks out of a
hundred, and nineteen out of twenty 'll have their liquor before they go to
work."
"I wouldn't figure on that," observed the secretary, with a downward
glance as though at the prostrate Raffles. "Have you looked to see if the
A Thief in the Night
trophies are all. safe?"
"Not yet," said Maguire, with a glance at the pseudo-antique cabinet in
which he kept them. "Then you can save yourself the trouble," rejoined the
secretary, as he dived under the octagonal table, and came up with a small
black bag that I knew at a glance. It was the one that Raffles had used for
heavy plunder ever since I had known him.
The bag was so heavy now that the secretary used both hands to get it
on the table. In another moment he had taken out the jewelled belt
presented to Maguire by the State of Nevada, the solid silver statuette of
himself, and the gold brick from the citizens of Sacramento.
Either the sight of his treasures, so nearly lost, or the feeling that the
thief had dared to tamper with them after all., suddenly infuriated Maguire
to such an extent that he had bestowed a couple of brutal kicks upon the
senseless form of Raffles before the secretary and I could interfere.
"Play light, Mr. Maguire!" cried the sallow secretary. "The man's
drugged, as well as down."
"He'll be lucky if he ever gets up, blight and blister him!"
"I should judge it about time to telephone for the police."
"Not till I've done with him. Wait till he comes to! I guess I'll punch
his face into a jam pudding! He shall wash down his teeth with his blood
before the coppers come in for what's left!"
"You make me feel quite ill," complained the grand lady in the chair. "I
wish you'd give me a little something, and not be more vulgar than you
can 'elp."
"Help yourself," said Maguire, ungallantly, "and don't talk through
your hat. Say, what's the matter with the 'phone?"
The secretary had picked up the dangling receiver.
"It looks to me," said he, "as though the crook had rung up somebody
before he went off."
I turned and assisted the grand lady to the refreshment that she craved.
"Like his cheek!" Maguire thundered. "But who in blazes should he
ring up?"
"It'll all. come out," said the secretary. "They'll tell us at the central,
and we shall find out fast enough."
A Thief in the Night
"It don't matter now," said Maguire. "Let's have a drink and then rouse
the devil up."
But now I was shaking in my shoes. I saw quite clearly what this
meant. Even if I rescued Raffles for the time being, the police would
promptly ascertain that it was I who had been rung up by the burglar, and
the fact of my not having said a word about it would be directly damning
to me, if in the end it did not incriminate us both. It made me quite faint to
feel that we might escape the Scylla of our present peril and yet split on
the Charybdis of circumstantial evidence. Yet I could see no middle course
of conceivable safety, if I held my tongue another moment. So I spoke up
desperately, with the rash resolution which was the novel feature of my
whole conduct on this occasion. But any sheep would be resolute and rash
after dining with Swigger Morrison at his club.
"I wonder if he rang me up?" I exclaimed, as if inspired.
"You, sonny?" echoed Maguire, decanter in hand. "What in hell could
he know about you?"
"Or what could you know about him?" amended the secretary, fixing
me with eyes like drills.
"Nothing," I admitted, regretting my temerity with all. my heart. "But
some one did ring me up about an hour ago. I thought it was Raffles. I told
you I expected to find him here, if you remember."
"But I don't see what that's got to do with the crook," pursued the
secretary, with his relentless eyes boring deeper and deeper into mine.
"No more do I," was my miserable reply. But there was a certain
comfort in his words, and some simultaneous promise in the quantity of
spirit which Maguire splashed into his glass.
"Were you cut off sudden?" asked the secretary, reaching for the
decanter, as the three of us sat round the octagonal table.
"So suddenly," I replied, "that I never knew who it was who rang me
up. No, thank you - not any for me."
"What!" cried Maguire, raising a depressed head suddenly. "You won't
have a drink in my house? Take care, young man. That's not being a good
boy!"
"But I've been dining out," I expostulated, "and had my whack. I really
A Thief in the Night
have."
Barney Maguire smote the table with terrific
"Say, sonny, I like you a lot," said he. "But I shan't like you any if
you're not a good boy!"
"Very well, very well," I said hurriedly. "One finger, if I must."
And the secretary helped me to not more than two.
"Why should it have been your friend Raffles?" he inquired, returning
remorselessly to the charge, while Maguire roared "Drink up!" and then
drooped once more.
"I was half asleep," I answered, "and he was the first person who
occurred to me. We are both on the telephone, you see. And we had made
a bet - "
The glass was at my lips, but I was able to set it down untouched.
Maguire's huge jaw had dropped upon his spreading shirt-front, and
beyond him I saw the person in sequins fast asleep in the artistic armchair.
"What bet?" asked a voice with a sudden start in it. The secretary was
blinking as he drained his glass.
"About the very thing we've just had explained to us," said I, watching
my man intently as I spoke. "I made sure it was a man-trap. Raffles
thought it must be something else. We had a tremendous argument about it.
Raffles said it wasn't a man-trap. I said it was. We had a bet about it in the
end. I put my money on the man-trap. Raffles put his upon the other thing.
And Raffles was right - it wasn't a man-trap. But it's every bit as good -
every little bit - and the whole boiling of you are caught in it except me!"
I sank my voice with the last sentence, but I might just as well have
raised it instead. I had said the same thing over and over again to see
whether the wilful tautology would cause the secretary to open his eyes. It
seemed to have had the very opposite effect. His head fell forward on the
table, with never a quiver at the blow, never a twitch when I pillowed it
upon one of his own sprawling arms. And there sat Maguire bolt upright,
but for the jowl upon his shirt-front, while the sequins twinkled in a
regular rise and fall upon the reclining form of the lady in the fanciful
chair. All. three were sound asleep, by what accident or by whose design I
did not pause to inquire; it was enough to ascertain the fact beyond all.
A Thief in the Night
chance of error.
I turned my attention to Raffles last of all. There was the other side of
the medal. Raffles was still sleeping as sound as the enemy - or so I feared
at first I shook him gently: he made no sign. I introduced vigor into the
process: he muttered incoherently. I caught and twisted an unresisting
wrist - and at that he yelped profanely. But it was many and many an
anxious moment before his blinking eyes knew mine.
"Bunny!" he yawned, and nothing more until his position came back to
him. "So you came to me," he went on, in a tone that thrilled me with its
affectionate appreciation, "as I knew you would! Have they turned up yet?
They will any minute, you know; there's not one to lose."
"No, they won't, old man!" I whispered. And he sat up and saw the
comatose trio for himself.
Raffles seemed less amazed at the result than I had been as a puzzled
witness of the process; on the other hand, I had never seen anything quite
so exultant as the smile that broke through his blackened countenance like
a light. It was all. obviously no great surprise, and no puzzle at all., to
Raffles.
"How much did they have, Bunny?" were his first whispered words.
"Maguire a good three fingers, and the others at least two."
"Then we needn't lower our voices, and we needn't walk on our toes.
Eheu! I dreamed somebody was kicking me in the ribs, and I believe it
must have been true."
He had risen with a hand to his side and a wry look on his sweep's
face.
"You can guess which of them it was," said I. "The beast is jolly well
served!"
And I shook my fist in the paralytic face of the most brutal bruiser of
his time.
"He is safe till the forenoon, unless they bring a doctor to him," said
Raffles. "I don't suppose we could rouse him now if we tried. How much
of the fearsome stuff do you suppose I took? About a tablespoonful! I
guessed what it was, and couldn't resist making sure; the minute I was
satisfied, I changed the label and the position of the two decanters, little
A Thief in the Night
thinking I should stay to see the fun; but in another minute I could hardly
keep my eyes open. I realized then that I was fairly poisoned with some
subtle drug. If I left the house at all. in that state, I must leave the spoil
behind, or be found drunk in the gutter with my head on the swag itself. In
any case I should have been picked up and run in, and that might have led
to anything."
"So you rang me up!"
"It was my last brilliant inspiration - a sort of flash in the brain-pan
before the end - and I remember very little about it. I was more asleep than
awake at the time."
"You sounded like it, Raffles, now that one has the clue."
"I can't remember a word I said, or what was the end of it, Bunny."
"You fell in a heap before you came to the end."
"You didn't hear that through the telephone?"
"As though we had been in the same room: only I thought it was
Maguire who had stolen a march on you and knocked you out."
I had never seen Raffles more interested and impressed; but at this
point his smile altered, his eyes softened, and I found my hand in his.
"You thought that, and yet you came like a shot to do battle for my
body with Barney Maguire! Jack-the-Giant-killer wasn't in it with you,
Bunny!"
"It was no credit to me - it was rather the other thing," said I,
remembering my rashness and my luck, and confessing both in a breath.
"You know old Swigger Morrison?" I added in final explanation. "I had
been dining with him at his club!"
Raffles shook his long old head. And the kindly light in his eyes was
still my infinite reward.
"I don't care," said he, "how deeply you had been dining: in vino
veritas, Bunny, and your pluck would always out! I have never doubted it,
and I never shall. In fact, I rely on nothing else to get us out of this mess."
My face must have fallen, as my heart sank at these words. I had said
to myself that we were out of the mess already - that we had merely to
make a clean escape from the house - now the easiest thing in the world.
But as I looked at Raffles, and as Raffles looked at me, on the threshold of
A Thief in the Night
the room where the three sleepers slept on without sound or movement, I
grasped the real problem that lay before us. It was twofold; and the funny
thing was that I had seen both horns of the dilemma for myself, before
Raffles came to his senses. But with Raffles in his right mind, I had ceased
to apply my own, or to carry my share of our common burden another inch.
It had been an unconscious withdrawal on my part, an instinctive tribute to
my leader; but, I was sufficiently ashamed of it as we stood and faced the
problem in each other's eyes.
"If we simply cleared out," continued Raffles, "you would be
incriminated in the first place as my accomplice, and once they had you
they would have a compass with the needle pointing straight to me. They
mustn't have either of us, Bunny, or they will get us both. And for my part
they may as well!"
I echoed a sentiment that was generosity itself in Raffles, but in my
case a mere truism.
"It's easy enough for me," he went on. "I am a common house-breaker,
and I escape. They don't know me from Noah. But they do know you; and
how do you come to let me escape? What has happened to you, Bunny?
That's the crux. What could have happened after they all. dropped off?"
And for a minute Raffles frowned and smiled like a sensation novelist
working out a plot; then the light broke, and transfigured him through his
burnt cork. "I've got it, Bunny!" he exclaimed. "You took some of the stuff
yourself, though of course not nearly so much as they did.
"Splendid!" I cried. "They really were pressing it upon me at the end,
and I did say it must be very little."
"You dozed off in your turn, but you were naturally the first to come to
yourself. I had flown; so had the gold brick, the jewelled belt, and the
silver statuette. You tried to rouse the others. You couldn't succeed; nor
would you if you did try. So what did you do? What's the only really
innocent thing you could do in the circumstances?"
"Go for the police," I suggested dubiously, little relishing the prospect.
"There's a telephone installed for the purpose," said Raffles. "I should
ring them up, if I were you. Try not to look blue about it, Bunny. They're
quite the nicest fellows in the world, and what you have to tell them is a
A Thief in the Night
mere microbe to the camels I've made them swallow without a grain of
salt. It's really the most convincing story one could conceive; but
unfortunately there's another point which will take more explaining away."
And even Raffles looked grave enough as I nodded.
"You mean that they'll find out you rang me up?"
"They may," said Raffles. "I see that I managed to replace the receiver
all. right. But still - they may."
"I'm afraid they will," said I, uncomfortably. "I'm very much afraid I
gave something of the kind away. You see, you had not replaced the
receiver; it was dangling over you where you lay. This very question came
up, and the brutes themselves seemed so quick to see its possibilities that I
thought best to take the bull by the horns and own that I had been rung up
by somebody. To be absolutely honest, I even went so far as to say I
thought it was Raffles!"
"You didn't, Bunny!"
"What could I say? I was obliged to think of somebody, and I saw they
were not going to recognize you. So I put up a yarn about a wager we had
made about this very trap of Maguire's. You see, Raffles, I've never
properly told you how I got in, and there's no time now; but the first thing
I had said was that I half expected to find you here before me. That was in
case they spotted you at once. But it made all. that part about the telephone
fit in rather well."
"I should think it did, Bunny," murmured Raffles, in a tone that added
sensibly to my reward. "I couldn't have done better myself, and you will
forgive my saying that you have never in your life done half so well. Talk
about that crack you gave me on the head! You have made it up to me a
hundredfold by all. you have done to-night. But the bother of it is that
there's still so much to do, and to hit upon, and so precious little time for
thought as well as action."
I took out my watch and showed it to Raffles without a word. It was
three o'clock in the morning, and the latter end of March. In little more
than an hour there would be dim daylight in the streets. Raffles roused
himself from a reverie with sudden decision.
"There's only one thing for it, Bunny," said he. "We must trust each
A Thief in the Night
other and divide the labor. You ring up the police,(and leave the rest to
me."
"You haven't hit upon any reason for the sort of burglar they think you
were, ringing up the kind of man they know I am?"
"Not yet, Bunny, but I shall. It may not be wanted for a day or so, and
after all. it isn't for you to give the explanation. It would be highly
suspicious if you did."
"So it would," I agreed.
"Then will you trust me to hit on something - if possible before
morning - in any case by the time it s wanted? I won't fail you, Bunny. You
must see how I can never, never fail you after to-night!"
That settled it. I gripped his hand without another word, and remained
on guard over the three sleepers while Raffles stole upstairs. I have since
learned that there were servants at the top of the house, and in the
basement a man, who actually heard some of our proceedings! But he was
mercifully too accustomed to nocturnal orgies, and those of a far more
uproarious character, to appear unless summoned to the scene. I believe he
heard Raffles leave. But no secret was made of his exit: he let himself out
and told me afterward that the first person he encountered in the street was
the constable on the beat. Raffles wished him good-morning, as well he
might; for he had been upstairs to wash his face and hands; and in the
prize-fighter's great hat and fur coat he might have marched round
Scotland Yard itself, in spite of his having the gold brick from Sacramento
in one pocket, the silver statuette of Maguire in the other, and round his
waist the jewelled belt presented to that worthy by the State of Nevada.
My immediate part was a little hard after the excitement of those small
hours. I will only say that we had agreed that it would be wisest for me to
lie like a log among the rest for half an hour, before staggering to my feet
and rousing house and police; and that in that half-hour Barney Maguire
crashed to the floor, without waking either himself or his companions,
though not without bringing my beating heart into the very roof of my
mouth.
It was daybreak when I gave the alarm with bell and telephone. In a
few minutes we had the house congested with dishevelled domestics,
A Thief in the Night
irascible doctors, and arbitrary minions of the law. If I told my story once,
I told it a dozen times, and all. on an empty stomach. But it was certainly a
most plausible and consistent tale, even without that confirmation which
none of the other victims was as yet sufficiently recovered to supply. And
in the end I was permitted to retire from the scene until required to give
further information, or to identify the prisoner whom the good police
confidently expected to make before the day was out.
I drove straight to the flat. The porter flew to help me out of my
hansom. His face alarmed me more than any I had left in Half-moon Street.
It alone might have spelled my ruin.
"Your flat's been entered in the night, sir," he cried. "The thieves have
taken everything they could lay hands on."
"Thieves in my flat!" I ejaculated aghast. There were one or two
incriminating possessions up there, as well as at the Albany.
"The door's been forced with a jimmy," said the porter. "It was the
milkman who found it out. There's a constable up there now."
A constable poking about in my flat of all. others! I rushed upstairs
without waiting for the lift. The invader was moistening his pencil
between laborious notes in a fat pocketbook; he had penetrated no further
than the forced door. I dashed past him in a fever. I kept my trophies in a
wardrobe drawer specially fitted with a Bramah lock. The lock was broken
- the drawer void.
"Something valuable, sir?" inquired the intrusive constable at my
heels.
"Yes, indeed - some old family silver," I answered. It was quite true.
But the family was not mine.
And not till then did the truth flash across my mind. Nothing else of
value had been taken. But there was a meaningless litter in all. the rooms.
I turned to the porter, who had followed me up from the street; it was his
wife who looked after the flat.
"Get rid of this idiot as quick as you can," I whispered. "I'm going
straight to Scotland Yard myself. Let your wife tidy the place while I'm
gone, and have the lock mended before she leaves. I'm going as I am, this
minute!"
A Thief in the Night
And go I did, in the first hansom I could find - but not straight to
Scotland Yard. I stopped the cab in Picadilly on the way.
Old Raffles opened his own door to me. I cannot remember finding
him fresher, more immaculate, more delightful to behold in every way.
Could I paint a picture of Raffles with something other than my pen, it
would be as I saw him that bright March morning, at his open door in the
Albany, a trim, slim figure in matutinal gray, cool and gay and breezy as
incarnate spring.
"What on earth did you do it for?" I asked within.
"It was the only solution," he answered, handing me the cigarettes. "I
saw it the moment I got outside."
"I don't see it yet."
"Why should a burglar call an innocent gentleman away from home?"
"That's what we couldn't make out."
"I tell you I got it directly I had left you. He called you away in order
to burgle you too, of course!"
And Raffles stood smiling upon me in all. his incomparable radiance
and audacity.
"But why me?" I asked. "Why on earth should he burgle me?"
"My dear Bunny, we must leave something to the imagination of the
police. But we will assist them to a fact or two in due season. It was the
dead of night when Maguire first took us to his house; it was at the
Imperial Boxing Club we met him; and you meet queer fish at the Imperial
Boxing Club. You may remember that he telephoned to his man to prepare
supper for us, and that you and he discussed telephones and treasure as we
marched through the midnight streets. He was certainly bucking about his
trophies, and for the sake of the argument you will be good enough to
admit that you probably bucked about yours. What happens? You are
overheard; you are followed; you are worked into the same scheme, and
robbed on the same night."
"And you really think this will meet the case?" "I am quite certain of it,
Bunny, so far as it rests wit us to meet the case at all."
"Then give me another cigarette, my dear fellow, and let me push on to
Scotland Yard."
A Thief in the Night
Raffles held up both hands in admiring horror. "Scotland Yard!"
"To give a false description of what you took from that drawer in my
wardrobe."
"A false description! Bunny, you have no more to learn from me. Time
was when I wouldn't have let you go there without me to retrieve a lost
umbrella - let alone a lost cause!"
And for once I was not sorry for Raffles to have the last unworthy
word, as he stood once more at his outer door and gayly waved me down
the stairs.
A Thief in the Night
The Spoils of Sacrilege
There was one deed of those days which deserved a place in our
original annals. It is the deed of which I am personally most ashamed. I
have traced the course of a score of felonies, from their source in the brain
of Raffles to their issue in his hands. I have omitted all. mention of the one
which emanated from my own miserable mind. But in these
supplementary memoirs, wherein I pledged myself to extenuate nothing
more that I might have to tell of Raffles, it is only fair that I should make
as clean a breast of my own baseness. It was I, then, and I alone, who
outraged natural sentiment, and trampled the expiring embers of
elementary decency, by proposing and planning the raid upon my own old
home.
I would not accuse myself the more vehemently by making excuses at
this point. Yet I feel bound to state that it was already many years since the
place had passed from our possession into that of an utter alien, against
whom I harbored a prejudice which was some excuse in itself. He had
enlarged and altered the dear old place out of knowledge; nothing had
been good enough for him as it stood in our day. The man was a hunting
maniac, and where my dear father used to grow prize peaches under glass,
this vandal was soon stabling his hothouse thoroughbreds, which took
prizes in their turn at all. the country shows. It was a southern county, and
I never went down there without missing another greenhouse and noting a
corresponding extension to the stables. Not that I ever set foot in the
grounds from the day we left; but for some years I used to visit old friends
in the neighborhood, and could never resist the temptation to reconnoiter
the scenes of my childhood. And so far as could be seen from the road -
which it stood too near - the house itself appeared to be the one thing that
the horsey purchaser had left much as he found it.
My only other excuse may be none at all. in any eyes but mine. It was
my passionate desire at this period to "keep up my end" with Raffles in
every department of the game felonious. He would insist upon an equal
division of all. proceeds; it was for me to earn my share. So far I had been
A Thief in the Night
useful only at a pinch; the whole credit of any real success belonged
invariably to Raffles. It had always been his idea. That was the tradition
which I sought to end, and no means could compare with that of my
unscrupulous choice. There was the one house in England of which I knew
every inch, and Raffles only what I told him. For once I must lead, and
Raffles follow, whether he liked it or not. He saw that himself; and I think
he liked it better than he liked me for the desecration in view; but I had
hardened my heart, and his feelings were too fine for actual remonstrance
on such a point.
I, in my obduracy, went to foul extremes. I drew plans of all. the floors
from memory. I actually descended upon my friends in the neighborhood,
with the sole object of obtaining snap-shots over our own old garden wall.
Even Raffles could not keep his eyebrows down when I showed him the
prints one morning in the Albany. But he confined his open criticisms to
the house.
"Built in the late 'sixties, I see," said Raffles, "or else very early in the
'seventies."
"Exactly when it was built," I replied. "But that's worthy of a sixpenny
detective, Raffles! How on earth did you know?"
"That slate tower bang over the porch, with the dormer windows and
the iron railing and flagstaff atop makes us a present of the period. You see
them on almost every house of a certain size built about thirty years ago.
They are quite the most useless excrescences I know."
"Ours wasn't," I answered, with some warmth. "It was my sanctum
sanctorum in the holidays. I smoked my first pipe up there, and wrote my
first verses."
Raffles laid a kindly hand upon my shoulder - "Bunny, Bunny, you can
rob the old place, and yet you can't hear a word against it?"
"That's different," said I relentlessly. "The tower was there in my time,
but the man I mean to rob was not."
"You really do mean to do it, Bunny?"
"By myself, if necessary? I averred.
"Not again, Bunny, not again," rejoined Raffles, laughing as he shook
his head. "But do you think the man has enough to make it worth our
A Thief in the Night
while to go so far afield?"
"Far afield! It's not forty miles on the London and Brighton."
"Well, that's as bad as a hundred on most lines. And when did you say
it was to be?"
"Friday week."
"I don't much like a Friday, Bunny. Why make it one?"
"It's the night of their Hunt Point-to-Point. They wind up the season
with it every year; and the bloated Guillemard usually sweeps the board
with his fancy flyers."
"You mean the man in your old house?"
"Yes; and he tops up with no end of dinner there," I went on, "to his
hunting pals and the bloods who ride for him. If the festive board doesn't
groan under a new regiment of challenge cups, it will be no fault of theirs,
and old Guillemard will have to do them top-hole all. the same."
"So it's a case of common pot-hunting," remarked Raffles, eyeing me
shrewdly through the cigarette smoke.
"Not for us, my dear fellow," I made answer in his own tone. "I
wouldn't ask you to break into the next set of chambers here in the Albany
for a few pieces of modern silver, Raffles. Not that we need scorn the cups
if we get a chance of lifting them, and if Guillemard does so in the first
instance. It's by no means certain that he will. But it is pretty certain to be
a lively night for him and his pals - and a vulnerable one for the best
bedroom!" "Capital!" said Raffles, throwing coils of smoke between his
smiles. "Still, if it's a dinner-party, the hostess won't leave her jewels
upstairs. She'll wear them, my boy."
"Not all. of them, Raffles; she has far too many for that. Besides, it
isn't an ordinary dinner-party; they say Mrs. Guillemard is generally the
only lady there, and that she's quite charming in herself. Now, no
charming woman would clap on all. sail in jewels for a roomful of fox-
hunters."
"It depends what jewels she has."
"Well, she might wear her rope of pearls."
"I should have said so."
"And, of course, her rings."
A Thief in the Night
"Exactly, Bunny." "But not necessarily her diamond tiara - "
"Has she got one?"
" - and certainly not her emerald and diamond necklace on top of all.!"
Raffles snatched the Sullivan from his lips, and his eyes burned like its
end.
"Bunny, do you mean to tell me there are all. these things?"
"Of course I do," said I. "They are rich people, and he's not such a
brute as to spend everything on his stable. Her jewels are as much the talk
as his hunters. My friends told me all. about both the other day when I was
down making inquiries. They thought my curiosity as natural as my wish
for a few snapshots of the old place. In their opinion the emerald necklace
alone must be worth thousands of pounds."
Raffles rubbed his hands in playful pantomime.
"I only hope you didn't ask too many questions, Bunny! But if your
friends are such old friends, you will never enter their heads when they
hear what has happened, unless you are seen down there on the night,
which might be fatal. Your approach will require some thought: if you like
I can work out the shot for you. I shall go down independently, and the
best thing may be to meet outside the house itself on the night of nights.
But from that moment I am in your hands."
And on these refreshing lines our plan of campaign was gradually
developed and elaborated into that finished study on which Raffles would
rely like any artist of the footlights. None were more capable than he of
coping with the occasion as it rose, of rising himself with the emergency
of the moment, of snatching a victory from the very dust of defeat. Yet, for
choice, every detail was premeditated, and an alternative expedient at each
finger's end for as many bare and awful possibilities. In this case, however,
the finished study stopped short at the garden gate or wall; there I was to
assume command; and though Raffles carried the actual tools of trade of
which he alone was master, it was on the understanding that for once I
should control and direct their use.
I had gone down in evening-clothes by an evening train, but had
carefully overshot old landmarks, and alighted at a small station some
miles south of the one where I was still remembered. This committed me
A Thief in the Night
to a solitary and somewhat lengthy tramp; but the night was mild and
starry, and I marched into it with a high stomach; for this was to be no
costume crime, and yet I should have Raffles at my elbow all. the night.
Long before I reached my destination, indeed, he stood in wait for me on
the white highway, and we finished with linked arms.
"I came down early," said Raffles, "and had a look at the races. I
always prefer to measure my man, Bunny; and you needn't sit in the front
row of the stalls to take stock of your friend Guillemard. No wonder he
doesn't ride his own horses! The steeple-chaser isn't foaled that would
carry him round that course. But he's a fine monument of a man, and he
takes his troubles in a way that makes me blush to add to them."
"Did he lose a horse?" I inquired cheerfully.
"No, Bunny, but he didn't win a race! His horses were by chalks the
best there, and his pals rode them like the foul fiend, but with the worst of
luck every time. Not that you'd think it, from the row they're making. I've
been listening to them from the road - you always did say the house stood
too near it."
"Then you didn't go in?"
"When it's your show? You should know me better. Not a foot would I
set on the premises behind your back. But here they are, so perhaps you'll
lead the way."
And I led it without a moment's hesitation, through the unpretentious
six-barred gate into the long but shallow crescent of the drive. There were
two such gates, one at each end of the drive, but no lodge at either, and not
a light nearer than those of the house. The shape and altitude of the lighted
windows, the whisper of the laurels on either hand, the very feel of the
gravel underfoot, were at once familiar to my senses as the sweet, relaxing,
immemorial air that one drank deeper at every breath. Our stealthy
advance was to me like stealing back into one's childhood; and yet I could
conduct it without compunction. I was too excited to feel immediate
remorse, albeit not too lost in excitement to know that remorse for every
step that I was taking would be my portion soon enough. I mean every
word that I have written of my peculiar shame for this night's work. And it
was all. to come over me before the night was out. But in the garden I
A Thief in the Night
never felt it once.
The dining-room windows blazed in the side of the house facing the
road. That was an objection to peeping through the venetian blinds, as we
nevertheless did, at our peril of observation from the road. Raffles would
never have led me into danger so gratuitous and unnecessary, but he
followed me into it without a word. I can only plead that we both had our
reward. There was a sufficient chink in the obsolete venetians, and through
it we saw every inch of the picturesque board. Mrs. Guillemard was still in
her place, but she really was the only lady, and dressed as quietly as I had
prophesied; round her neck was her rope of pearls, but not the glimmer of
an emerald nor the glint of a diamond, nor yet the flashing constellation of
a tiara in her hair. I gripped Raffles in token of my triumph, and he nodded
as he scanned the overwhelming majority of flushed fox-hunters. With the
exception of one stripling, evidently the son of the house, they were in
evening pink to a man; and as I say, their faces matched their coats. An
enormous fellow, with a great red face and cropped moustache, occupied
my poor father's place; he it was who had replaced our fruitful vineries
with his stinking stables; but I am bound to own he looked a genial clod,
as he sat in his fat and listened to the young bloods boasting of their
prowess, or elaborately explaining their mishaps. And for a minute we
listened also, before I remembered my responsibilities, and led Raffles
round to the back of the house.
There never was an easier house to enter. I used to feel that keenly as a
boy, when, by a prophetic irony, burglars were my bugbear, and I looked
under my bed every night in life. The bow-windows on the ground floor
finished in inane balconies to the first-floor windows. These balconies had
ornamental iron railings, to which a less ingenious rope-ladder than ours
could have been hitched with equal ease. Raffles had brought it with him,
round his waist, and he carried the telescopic stick for fixing it in place.
The one was unwound, and the other put together, in a secluded corner of
the red-brick walls, where of old I had played my own game of squash-
rackets in the holidays. I made further investigations in the starlight, and
even found a trace of my original white line along the red wall.
But it was not until we had effected our entry through the room which
A Thief in the Night
had been my very own, and made our parlous way across the lighted
landing, to the best bedroom of those days and these, that I really felt
myself a worm. Twin brass bedsteads occupied the site of the old four-
poster from which I had first beheld the light. The doors were the same;
my childish hands had grasped these very handles. And there was Raffles
securing the landing door with wedge and gimlet, the very second after
softly closing it behind us.
"The other leads into the dressing-room, of course? Then you might be
fixing the outer dressing-room door," he whispered at his work, "but not
the middle one Bunny, unless you want to. The stuff will be in there, you
see, if it isn't in here."
My door was done in a moment, being fitted with a powerful bolt; but
now an aching conscience made me busier than I need have been. I had
raised the rope-ladder after us into my own old room, and while Raffles
wedged his door I lowered the ladder from one of the best bedroom
windows, in order to prepare that way of escape which was a fundamental
feature of his own strategy. I meant to show Raffles that I had not followed
in his train for nothing. But I left it to him to unearth the jewels. I had
begun by turning up the gas; there appeared to be no possible risk in that;
and Raffles went to work with a will in the excellent light. There were
some good pieces in the room, including an ancient tallboy in fruity
mahogany, every drawer of which was turned out on the bed without avail.
A few of the drawers had locks to pick, yet not one triffle to our taste
within. The situation became serious as the minutes flew. We had left the
party at its sweets; the solitary lady might be free to roam her house at any
minute. In the end we turned our attention to the dressing-room. And no
sooner did Raffles behold the bolted door than up went his hands.
"A bathroom bolt," he cried below his breath, "and no bath in the room!
Why didn't you tell me, Bunny? A bolt like that speaks volumes; there's
none on the bedroom door, remember, and this one's worthy of a strong
room! What if it is their strong room, Bunny! Oh, Bunny, what if this is
their safe?" Raffles had dropped upon his knees before a carved oak chest
of indisputable antiquity. Its panels were delightfully irregular, its angles
faultlessly faulty, its one modern defilement a strong lock to the lid.
A Thief in the Night
Raffles was smiling as he produced his jimmy. R - r - r - rip went lock or
lid in another ten seconds - I was not there to see which. I had wandered
back into the bedroom in a paroxysm of excitement and suspense. I must
keep busy as well. as Raffles, and it was not too soon to see whether the
rope-ladder was all. right. In another minute . . .
I stood frozen to the floor. I had hooked the ladder beautifully to the
inner sill of wood, and had also let down the extended rod for the more
expeditious removal of both on our return to terra firma. Conceive my
cold horror on arriving at the open window just in time to see the last of
hooks and bending rod, as they floated out of sight and reach into the outer
darkness of the night, removed by some silent and invisible hand below!
"Raffles-Raffles - they've spotted us and moved the ladder this very
instant!"
So I panted as I rushed on tiptoe to the dressing-room. Raffles had the
working end of his jimmy under the lid of a leathern jewel case. It flew
open at the vicious twist of his wrist that preceded his reply.
"Did you let them see that you'd spotted that?"
"No."
"Good! Pocket some of these cases - no time to open them. Which
door's nearest the backstairs?"
"The other."
"Come on then?"
"No, no, I'll lead the way. I know every inch of it."
And, as I leaned against the bedroom door, handle in hand, while
Raffles stooped to unscrew the gimlet and withdraw the wedge, I hit upon
the ideal port in the storm that was evidently about to burst on our devoted
heads. It was the last place in which they would look for a couple of expert
cracksmen with no previous knowledge of the house. If only we could
gain my haven unobserved, there we might lie in unsuspected hiding, and
by the hour, if not for days and nights.
Alas for that sanguine dream! The wedge was out, and Raffles on his
feet behind me. I opened the door, and for a second the pair of us stood
upon the threshold.
Creeping up the stairs before us, each on the tip of his silken toes, was
A Thief in the Night
a serried file of pink barbarians, redder in the face than anywhere else, and
armed with crops carried by the wrong end. The monumental person with
the short moustache led the advance. The fool stood still upon the top step
to let out the loudest and cheeriest view-holloa that ever smote my ears.
It cost him more than he may know until I tell him. There was the wide
part of the landing between us; we had just that much start along the
narrow part, with the walls and doors upon our left, the banisters on our
right, and the baize door at the end. But if the great Guillemard had not
stopped to live up to his sporting reputation, he would assuredly have laid
one or other of us by the heels, and either would have been tantamount to
both. As I gave Raffles a headlong lead to the baize door, I glanced down
the great well of stairs, and up came the daft yells of these sporting oafs:
"Gone away - gone away!"
"Yoick - yoick - yoick?"
"Yon-der they go?"
And gone I had, through the baize door to the back landing, with
Raffles at my heels. I held the swing door for him, and heard him bang it
in the face of the spluttering and blustering master of the house. Other feet
were already in the lower flight of the backstairs; but the upper flight was
the one for me, and in an instant we were racing along the upper corridor
with the chuckle-headed pack at our heels. Here it was all. but dark - they
were the servants' bedrooms that we were passing now - but I knew what I
was doing. Round the last corner to the right, through the first door to the
left and we were in the room underneath the tower. In our time a long
stepladder had led to the tower itself. I rushed in the dark to the old corner.
Thank God, the ladder was there still! It leaped under us as we rushed
aloft like one quadruped. The breakneck trap-door was still protected by a
curved brass stanchion; this I grasped with one hand, and then Raffles
with the other as I felt my feet firm upon the tower floor. In he sprawled
after me, and down went the trap-door with a bang upon the leading
hound.
I hoped to feel his dead-weight shake the house, as he crashed upon
the floor below; but the fellow must have ducked, and no crash came.
Meanwhile not a word passed between Raffles and me; he had followed
A Thief in the Night
me, as I had led him, without waste of breath upon a single syllable. But
the merry lot below were still yelling and bellowing in full cry.
"Gone to ground? screamed one.
"Where's the terrier?" screeched another.
But their host of the mighty girth - a man like a soda-water bottle,
from my one glimpse of him on his feet - seemed sobered rather than
stunned by the crack on that head of his. We heard his fine voice no more,
but we could feel him straining every thew against the trap-door upon
which Raffles and I stood side by side. At least I thought Raffles was
standing, until he asked me to strike a light, when I found him on his
knees instead of on his feet, busy screwing down the trap-door with his
gimlet. He carried three or four gimlets for wedging doors, and he drove
them all. in to the handle, while I pulled at the stanchion and pushed with
my feet.
But the upward pressure ceased before our efforts. We heard the ladder
creak again under a ponderous and slow descent; and we stood upright in
the dim flicker of a candle-end that I had lit and left burning on the floor.
Raffles glanced at the four small windows in turn and then at me. "Is there
any way out at all.?" he whispered, as no other being would or could have
whispered to the man who had led him into such a trap. "We've no rope-
ladder, you know."
"Thanks to me," I groaned. "The whole thing's my fault? "Nonsense,
Bunny; there was no other way to run. But what about these windows?"
His magnanimity took me by the throat; without a word I led him to
the one window looking inward upon sloping slates and level leads. Often
as a boy I had clambered over them, for the fearful fun of risking life and
limb, or the fascination of peering through the great square skylight, down
the well of the house into the hall below. There were, however, several
smaller skylights, for the benefit of the top floor, through any one of which
I thought we might have made a dash. But at a glance I saw we were too
late: one of these skylights became a brilliant square before our eyes;
opened, and admitted a flushed face on flaming shoulders.
"I'll give them a fright!" said Raffles through his teeth. In an instant he
had plucked out his revolver, smashed the window with its butt, and the
A Thief in the Night
slates with a bullet not a yard from the protruding head. And that, I believe,
was the only shot that Raffles ever fired in his whole career as a midnight
marauder.
"You didn't hit him?" I gasped, as the head disappeared, and we heard
a crash in the corridor.
"Of course I didn't, Bunny," he replied, backing into the tower; "but no
one will believe I didn't mean to, and it'll stick on ten years if we're caught.
That's nothing, if it gives us an extra five minutes now, while they hold a
council of war. Is that a working flag-staff overhead?"
"It used to be."
"Then there'll be halliards."
"They were as thin as clothes-lines.".
"And they're sure to be rotten, and we should be seen cutting them
down. No, Bunny, that won't do. Wait a bit. Is there a lightning
conductor?"
"There was."
I opened one of the side windows and reached out as far as I could.
xyz "You'll be seen from that skylight? cried Raffles in a warning
undertone.
"No, I won't. I can't see it myself. But here's the lightning-conductor,
where it always was."
"How thick," asked Raffles, as I drew in and rejoined him.
"Rather thicker than a lead-pencil."
"They sometimes bear you," said Raffles, slipping on a pair of white
kid gloves, and stuffing his handkerchief into the palm of one. "The
difficulty is to keep a grip; but I've been up and down them before to-night.
And it's our only chance. I'll go first, Bunny: you watch me, and do
exactly as I do if I get down all. right."
"But if you don't?"
"If I don't," whispered Raffles, as he wormed through the window feet
foremost, "I'm afraid you'll have to face the music where you are, and I
shall have the best of it down in Acheron!"
And he slid out of reach without another word, leaving me to shudder
alike at his levity and his peril; nor could I follow him very far by the wan
A Thief in the Night
light of the April stars; but I saw his forearms resting a moment in the
spout that ran around the tower, between bricks and slates, on the level of
the floor; and I had another dim glimpse of him lower still, on the eaves
over the very room that we had ransacked. Thence the conductor ran
straight to earth in an angle of the facade. And since it had borne him thus
far without mishap, I felt that Raffles was as good as down. But I had
neither his muscles nor his nerves, and my head swam as I mounted to the
window and prepared to creep out backward in my turn.
So it was that at the last moment I had my first unobstructed view of
the little old tower of other days. Raffles was out of the way; the bit of
candle was still burning on the floor, and in its dim light the familiar haunt
was cruelly like itself of innocent memory. A lesser ladder still ascended to
a tinier trap-door in the apex of the tower; the fixed seats looked to me to
be wearing their old, old coat of grained varnish; nay the varnish had its
ancient smell, and the very vanes outside creaked their message to my ears.
I remembered whole days that I had spent, whole books that I had read,
here in this favorite fastness of my boyhood. The dirty little place, with the
dormer window in each of its four sloping sides, became a gallery hung
with poignant pictures of the past. And here was I leaving it with my life
in my hands and my pockets full of stolen jewels! A superstition seized me.
Suppose the conductor came down with me . . . suppose I slipped . . . and
was picked up dead, with the proceeds of my shameful crime upon me,
under the very windows
. . . where the sun Came peeping in at dawn . . .
I hardly remember what I did or left undone. I only know that nothing
broke, that somehow I kept my hold, and that in the end the wire ran red-
hot through my palms so that both were torn and bleeding when I stood
panting beside Raffles in the flower-beds. There was no time for thinking
then. Already there was a fresh commotion in-doors; the tidal wave of
excitement which had swept all. before it to the upper regions was
subsiding in as swift a rush downstairs; and I raced after Raffles along the
edge of the drive without daring to look behind.
We came out by the opposite gate to that by which we had stolen in.
Sharp to the right ran the private lane behind the stables and sharp to the
A Thief in the Night
right dashed Raffles, instead of straight along the open road. It was not the
course I should have chosen, but I followed Raffles without a murmur,
only too thankful that he had assumed the lead at last. Already the stables
were lit up like a chandelier; there was a staccato rattle of horseshoes in
the stable yard, and the great gates were opening as we skimmed past in
the nick of time. In another minute we were skulking in the shadow of the
kitchen-garden wall while the high-road rang with the dying tattoo of
galloping hoofs.
"That's for the police," said Raffles, waiting for me. "But the fun's only
beginning in the stables. Hear the uproar, and see the lights! In another
minute they'll be turning out the hunters for the last run of the season
"We mustn't give them one, Raffles?" "Of course we mustn't; but that
means stopping where we are."
"We can't do that?" "If they're wise they'll send a man to every railway
station within ten miles and draw every cover inside the radius. I can only
think of one that's not likely to occur to them."
"What's that?"
"The other side of this wall. How big is the garden, Bunny?"
"Six or seven acres."
"Well, you must take me to another of your old haunts, where we can
lie low till morning."
"And then?"
"Sufficient for the night, Bunny! The first thing is to find a burrow.
What are those trees at the end of this lane?"
"St. Leonard's Forest."
"Magnificent! They'll scour every inch of that before they come back
to their own garden. Come, Bunny, give me a leg up, and I'll pull you after
me in two ticks? There was indeed nothing better to be done; and, much as
I loathed and dreaded entering the place again, I had already thought of a
second sanctuary of old days, which might as well be put to the base uses
of this disgraceful night. In a far corner of the garden, over a hundred
yards from the house, a little ornamental lake had been dug within my own
memory; its shores were shelving lawn and steep banks of rhododendrons;
and among the rhododendrons nestled a tiny boathouse which had been
A Thief in the Night
my childish joy. It was half a dock for the dingy in which one plowed
these miniature waters and half a bathing-box for those who preferred
their morning tub among the goldfish. I could not think of a safer asylum
than this, if we must spend the night upon the premises; and Raffles
agreed with me when I had led him by sheltering shrubbery and perilous
lawn to the diminutive chalet between the rhododendrons and the water.
But what a night it was! The little bathing-box had two doors, one to
the water, the other to the path. To hear all. that could be heard, it was
necessary to keep both doors open, and quite imperative not to talk. The
damp night air of April filled the place, and crept through our evening
clothes and light overcoats into the very marrow; the mental torture of the
situation was renewed and multiplied in my brain; and all. the time one's
ears were pricked for footsteps on the path between the rhododendrons.
The only sounds we could at first identify came one and all. from the
stables. Yet there the excitement subsided sooner than we had expected,
and it was Raffles himself who breathed a doubt as to whether they were
turning out the hunters after all. On the other hand, we heard wheels in the
drive not long after midnight; and Raffles, who was beginning to scout
among the shrubberies, stole back to tell me that the guests were departing,
and being sped, with an unimpaired conviviality which he failed to
understand. I said I could not understand it either, but suggested the
general influence of liquor, and expressed my envy of their state. I had
drawn my knees up to my chin, on the bench where one used to dry one's
self after bathing, and there I sat in a seeming stolidity at utter variance
with my inward temper. I heard Raffles creep forth again and I let him go
without a word. I never doubted that he would be back again in a minute,
and so let many minutes elapse before I realized his continued absence,
and finally crept out myself to look for him.
Even then I only supposed that he had posted himself outside in some
more commanding position. I took a catlike stride and breathed his name.
There was no answer. I ventured further, till I could overlook the lawns:
they lay like clean slates in the starlight: there was no sign of living thing
nearer than the house, which was still lit up, but quiet enough now. Was it
a cunning and deliberate quiet assumed as a snare? Had they caught
A Thief in the Night
Raffles, and were they waiting for me? I returned to the boat-house in an
agony of fear and indignation. It was fear for the long hours that I sat there
waiting for him; it was indignation when at last I heard his stealthy step
upon the gravel. I would not go out to meet him. I sat where I was while
the stealthy step came nearer, nearer; and there I was sitting when the door
opened, and a huge man in riding-clothes stood before me in the steely
dawn.
I leaped to my feet, and the huge man clapped me playfully on the
shoulder.
"Sorry I've been so long, Bunny, but we should never have got away as
we were; this riding-suit makes a new man of me, on top of my own, and
here's a youth's kit that should do you down to the ground."
"So you broke into the house again? "I was obliged to, Bunny; but I
had to watch the lights out one by one, and give them a good hour after
that I went through that dressing room at my leisure this time; the only
difficulty was to spot the son's quarters at the back of the house; but I
overcame it, as you see, in the end. I only hope they'll fit, Bunny. Give me
your patent leathers, and I'll fill them with stones and sink them in the
pond. I'm doing the same with mine. Here's a brown pair apiece, and we
mustn't let the grass grow under them if we're to get to the station in time
for the early train while the coast's still clear."
The early train leaves the station in question at 6.20 A.M.; and that
fine spring morning there was a police officer in a peaked cap to see it off;
but he was too busy peering into the compartments for a pair of very swell
mobsmen that he took no notice of the huge man in riding-clothes, who
was obviously intoxicated, or the more insignificant but not less horsy
character who had him in hand. The early train is due at Victoria at 8.28,
but these worthies left it at Clapham Junction, and changed cabs more than
once between Battersea and Piccadilly, and a few of their garments in each
four-wheeler. It was barely nine o'clock when they sat together in the
Albany, and might have been recognized once more as Raffles and myself.
"And now," said Raffles, "before we do anything else, let us turn out
those little cases that we hadn't time to open when we took them. I mean
the ones I handed to you, Bunny. I had a look into mine in the garden, and
A Thief in the Night
I'm sorry to say there was nothing in them. The lady must have been
wearing their proper contents."
Raffles held out his hand for the substantial leather cases which I had
produced at his request. But that was the extent of my compliance; instead
of handing them over, I looked boldly into the eyes that seemed to have
discerned my wretched secret at one glance.
"It is no use my giving them to you," I said. "They are empty also."
"When did you look into them?"
"In the tower."
"Well, let me see for myself."
"As you like."
"My dear Bunny, this one must have contained the necklace you
boasted about."
"Very likely."
"And this one the tiara."
"I dare say."
"Yet she was wearing neither, as you prophesied, and as we both saw
for ourselves? I had not taken my eyes from his.
"Raffles," I said, "I'll be frank with you after all. I meant you never to
know, but it's easier than telling you a lie. I left both things behind me in
the tower. I won't attempt to explain or defend myself; it was probably the
influence of the tower, and nothing else; but the whole thing came over me
at the last moment, when you had gone and I was going. I felt that I should
very probably break my neck, that I cared very little whether I did or not,
but that it would be frightful to break it at that house with those things in
my pocket. You may say I ought to have thought of all. that before! you
may say what you like, and you won't say more than I deserve. It was
hysterical, and it was mean, for I kept the cases to impose on you."
"You were always a bad liar, Bunny," said Raffles, smiling. "Will you
think me one when I tell you that I can understand what you felt, and even
what you did? As a matter of fact, I have understood for several hours
now."
"You mean what I felt, Raffles?"
"And what you did. I guessed it in the boathouse. I knew that
A Thief in the Night
something must have happened or been discovered to disperse that
truculent party of sportsmen so soon and on such good terms with
themselves. They had not got us; they might have got something better
worth having; and your phlegmatic attitude suggested what. As luck would
have it, the cases that I personally had collared were the empty ones; the
two prizes had fallen to you. Well, to allay my horrid suspicion, I went and
had another peep through the lighted venetians. And what do you think I
saw?"
I shook my head. I had no idea, nor was I very eager for
enlightenment.
"The two poor people whom it was your own idea to despoil," quoth
Raffles, "prematurely gloating over these two pretty things? He withdrew
a hand from either pocket of his crumpled dinner-jacket, and opened the
pair under my nose. In one was a diamond tiara, and in the other a
necklace of fine emeralds set in clusters of brilliants.
"You must try to forgive me, Bunny," continued Raffles before I could
speak. "I don't say a word against what you did, or undid; in fact, now it's
all. over, I am rather glad to think that you did try to undo it. But, my dear
fellow, we had both risked life, limb, and liberty; and I had not your
sentimental scruples. Why should I go empty away? If you want to know
the inner history of my second visit to that good fellow's dressing-room,
drive home for a fresh kit and meet me at the Turkish bath in twenty
minutes. I feel more than a little grubby, and we can have our breakfast in
the cooling gallery. Besides, after a whole night in your old haunts, Bunny,
it's only in order to wind up in Northumberland Avenue."
A Thief in the Night
The Raffles Relics
It was in one of the magazines for December, 1899, that an article
appeared which afforded our minds a brief respite from the then
consuming excitement of the war in South Africa. These were the days
when Raffles really had white hair, and when he and I were nearing the
end of our surreptitious second innings, as professional cracksmen of the
deadliest dye. Piccadilly and the Albany knew us no more. But we still
operated, as the spirit tempted us, from our latest and most idyllic base, on
the borders of Ham Common. Recreation was our greatest want; and
though we had both descended to the humble bicycle, a lot of reading was
forced upon us in the winter evenings. Thus the war came as a boon to us
both. It not only provided us with an honest interest in life, but gave point
and zest to innumerable spins across Richmond Park, to the nearest paper
shop; and it was from such an expedition that I returned with
inflammatory matter unconnected with the war. The magazine was one of
those that are read (and sold) by the million; the article was rudely
illustrated on every other page. Its subject was the so-called Black
Museum at Scotland Yard; and from the catchpenny text we first learned
that the gruesome show was now enriched by a special and elaborate
exhibit known as the Raffles Relics.
"Bunny," said Raffles, "this is fame at last! It is no longer notoriety; it
lifts one out of the ruck of robbers into the society of the big brass gods,
whose little delinquencies are written in water by the finger of time. The
Napoleon Relics we know, the Nelson Relics we've heard about, and here
are mine!" "Which I wish to goodness we could see," I added, longingly.
Next moment I was sorry I had spoken. Raffles was looking at me across
the magazine. There was a smile on his lips that I knew too well, a light in
his eyes that I had kindled.
"What an excellent idea? he exclaimed, quite softly, as though working
it out already in his brain.
"I didn't mean it for one," I answered, "and no more do you."
"Certainly I do," said Raffles. "I was never more serious in my life."
"You would march into Scotland Yard in broad daylight?"
A Thief in the Night
"In broad lime-light," he answered, studying the magazine again, "to
set eyes on my own once more. Why here they all. are, Bunny - you never
told me there was an illustration. That's the chest you took to your bank
with me inside, and those must be my own rope-ladder and things on top.
They produce so badly in the baser magazines that it's impossible to swear
to them; there's nothing for it but a visit of inspection."
"Then you can pay it alone," said I grimly. "You may have altered, but
they'd know me at a glance."
"By all. means, Bunny, if you'll get me the pass."
"A pass? I cried triumphantly. "Of course we should have to get one,
and of course that puts an end to the whole idea. Who on earth would give
a pass for this show, of all. others, to an old prisoner like me?"
Raffles addressed himself to the reading of the magazine with a shrug
that showed some temper.
"The fellow who wrote this article got one," said he shortly. "He got it
from his editor, and you can get one from yours if you tried. But pray don't
try, Bunny: it would be too terrible for you to risk a moment's
embarrassment to gratify a mere whim of mine. And if I went instead of
you and got spotted, which is so likely with this head of hair, and the
general belief in my demise, the consequences to you would be too awful
to contemplate! Don't contemplate them, my dear fellow. And do let me
read my magazine."
Need I add that I set about the rash endeavor without further
expostulation? I was used to such ebullitions from the altered Raffles of
these later days, and I could well understand them. All. the inconvenience
of the new conditions fell on him. I had purged my known offences by
imprisonment, whereas Raffles was merely supposed to have escaped
punishment in death. The result was that I could rush in where Raffles
feared to tread, and was his plenipotentiary in all. honest dealings with the
outer world. It could not but gall him to be so dependent upon me, and it
was for me to minimize the humiliation by scrupulously avoiding the least
semblance of an abuse of that power which I now had over him.
Accordingly, though with much misgiving, I did his ticklish behest in
Fleet Street, where, despite my past, I was already making a certain lowly
A Thief in the Night
footing for myself. Success followed as it will when one longs to fail; and
one fine evening I returned to Ham Common with a card from the Convict
Supervision Office, New Scotland Yard, which I treasure to this day. I am
surprised to see that it was undated, and might still almost "Admit Bearer
to see the Museum," to say nothing of the bearer's friends, since my
editor's name "and party" is scrawled beneath the legend.
"But he doesn't want to come," as I explained to Raffles. "And it
means that we can both go, if we both like."
Raffles looked at me with a wry smile; he was in good enough humor
now.
"It would be rather dangerous, Bunny. If they spotted you, they might
think of me."
"But you say they'll never know you now."
"I don't believe they will. I don't believe there's the slightest risk; but
we shall soon see. I've set my heart on seeing, Bunny, but there's no
earthly reason why I should drag you into it."
"You do that when you present this card," I pointed out. "I shall hear of
it fast enough if anything happens."
"Then you may as well be there to see the fun?"